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Ten Thousand Miles

ask shit, get answers   My name is Laura.
I like beautiful things.

I like ugly things, too.


UVA '16

waltdisnerd:

beautilation:

So like, they photoshopped cartoons and made them look like reality TV assholes. This requires some shade:

SNOW WHITE- NICE SPARKLE BOW HEADBAND, I DIDN’T KNOW CLAIRE’S EXISTED IN FUCKING 1938.

CINDERELLA, YOU GET SOME SERIOUS SIDE-EYE FOR THAT SIDE PART GURL

AURORA WENT TO KOREA FOR A JAW REDUCTION OR SOME SHIT APPARENTLY

ARIEL, USING YOUR NIPPLE PASTIES AS EARRINGS ISN’T DISTRACTING US FROM THAT COMBOVER

BELLE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT THE FRENCH FUCKED OUT OF HER

GOLD HOOPS, JASMINE?

POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE A BACKUP DANCER IN A KE$HA VIDEO

MULAN HOW THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO KICK HUN ASS WITH THAT RAT TAIL IN YOUR FACE

TIANA- you aight girl.

RAPUNZEL, NICE EXTENSIONS BITCH. WE ALL KNOW HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKED AT THE END OF YOUR MOVIE.

Reblogging again for these comments. I can’t even.

They destroyed the Disney princesses. Why do they have to look like Bratz dolls now? Welcome to Skankdom, girlies!

(via postcardsfromnewyorkcity)

— 1 year ago with 85956 notes
#this has put me into a dither for weeks  #oh me oh my  #yup  #damn  #disney fucked up  #princesses  #disney 
A woman came to my cash today with a whole bunch of Cars 2 merchandise, and so I said, “So you’re buying for a big Cars fan today I see”

intoasylum:

And she says, “Yeah, my 4 year old niece is obsessed with Cars, and even Toy Story. She never wants Princess stuff.”

So I said, “That’s okay though, Cars is amazing, she has good taste.”

And the woman says to me: “Yeah but we’re a little worried.”

Um, you’re worried why? Because an innocent little girl likes Cars instead of Princesses and fairies? It’s not like she has a fucking obsession with knives and blood.


— 2 years ago with 68 notes
#disney  #cars  #toy story  #princesses  #you go kyle 
studentloansforbeermoney: RIP Kemi.
I like Esmerelda! She looks pretty bamf in this.
Still a child at heart.
…and, uhm, height.

studentloansforbeermoney: RIP Kemi.

I like Esmerelda! She looks pretty bamf in this.

Still a child at heart.

…and, uhm, height.

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via sirblack)

— 3 years ago with 278 notes
#young at heart  #disney  #princesses  #sailor moon