So like, they photoshopped cartoons and made them look like reality TV assholes. This requires some shade:
SNOW WHITE- NICE SPARKLE BOW HEADBAND, I DIDN’T KNOW CLAIRE’S EXISTED IN FUCKING 1938.
CINDERELLA, YOU GET SOME SERIOUS SIDE-EYE FOR THAT SIDE PART GURL
AURORA WENT TO KOREA FOR A JAW REDUCTION OR SOME SHIT APPARENTLY
ARIEL, USING YOUR NIPPLE PASTIES AS EARRINGS ISN’T DISTRACTING US FROM THAT COMBOVER
BELLE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST GOT THE FRENCH FUCKED OUT OF HER
GOLD HOOPS, JASMINE?
POCAHONTAS LOOKS LIKE A BACKUP DANCER IN A KE$HA VIDEO
MULAN HOW THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO KICK HUN ASS WITH THAT RAT TAIL IN YOUR FACE
TIANA- you aight girl.
RAPUNZEL, NICE EXTENSIONS BITCH. WE ALL KNOW HOW YOUR HAIR LOOKED AT THE END OF YOUR MOVIE.
Reblogging again for these comments. I can’t even.
They destroyed the Disney princesses. Why do they have to look like Bratz dolls now? Welcome to Skankdom, girlies!
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And she says, “Yeah, my 4 year old niece is obsessed with Cars, and even Toy Story. She never wants Princess stuff.”
So I said, “That’s okay though, Cars is amazing, she has good taste.”
And the woman says to me: “Yeah but we’re a little worried.”
…
Um, you’re worried why? Because an innocent little girl likes Cars instead of Princesses and fairies? It’s not like she has a fucking obsession with knives and blood.
studentloansforbeermoney: RIP Kemi.
I like Esmerelda! She looks pretty bamf in this.
Still a child at heart.
…and, uhm, height.
(Source: ryanhatesthis, via sirblack)
